MANY “CANDIDATES” WERE DYING to GET IN …
The NEW “HALL of FAME” is SET to OPEN in a PLACE CALLED “POTEMKIN VILLAGE” in RUSSIA …
The NEW “TOTALITARIAN TERROR” HALL of FAME is SET to OPEN RIGHT NEXT to a GULAG MEMORIAL MUSEUM …
and GULAG “THEMED” AMUSEMENT PARK …
FUTURE PLANNED PARK “RIDES” INCLUDE …
A TROTSKY “SIMULATION” …
WHERE ONE CAN RE-ENJOY and RE-ENACT an AUTHENTIC “LEAD the RED ARMY” EXPERIENCE, EXECUTING NOT ONLY ONE … BUT TWO of YOUR OWN SOLDIERS !!!
… and GET ASSASSINATED by ICE-PICK to the HEAD by STALIN-ist AGENTS, WHILE SIPPING a CORONA and SHOT of CUERVO with a WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE a MAN NAMED “FRIDA” … in a BEAUTIFULLY-STAGED “MEXICAN VILLA” SETTING …
OR TRY the PUTIN GAY-PEDOPHILE EXPERIENCE … WHERE DISSIDENTS are IMPRISONED and SODOM-ized BEFORE BEING MURDERED by TOXIC-RADIATION POISONING … (this is also called the “Ukrainian Dissident Experience”)
THIS PROMISES to BE BETTER THAN “The FLINTSTONES” … (in more ways than one)
TAKE a “TRIP” BACK to the STONE SOVIET-AGE !!!
TO AID and “ENHANCE” the “EXPERIENCE”, COMPLIMENTARY “OBAMA [master “appeaser” and “agitator”] BLANKETS” are GIVEN OUT as an “AID” …
A “STALIN STAND-UP” COMEDY THEATER … WHERE MOST DIE LAUGHING … OR ARE SENTENCED to 1O YEARS in GULAG … PROMISES to BE a “HIT” DESTINATION …
IT WILL BE BOTH “HORRIFYING” and … “HIII-LAARR-EEE-OUS”
ADDITIONALLY, a COMPLEMENTARY BATTLE of STALINGRAD EXHIBIT … WHERE ONE GETS the “PLEASURE” of SHOOTING GERMAN NAZIS TRAPPED in a FROZEN HELL-HOLE LIKE TRAPPED VERMIN …
SHOT LIKE that SNIPER in “ENEMY at the GATES” …
IN BETWEEN “SHOW-TIMES” of the NEW HIT THEATRICAL – STALIN – The MUSICAL …
FORGET “BROADWAY” … THIS is “BORG”-WAY … RESISTANCE is FUTILE … YOU WILL BE “ABSORBED” …
EVERYBODY LOVES a GOOD “SHOW” … TRIAL …
PROMISED, AS BEFITTING the SOVIET “SECOND AMERICA” … to be BETTER THAN THAT “BOURGEOSIE”HAMILTON …
A “BETTER” AMERICA … “SOVIET SYTLE” … WITHOUT the LIFE, LIBERTY and PURSUIT of HAPPINESS
… the MARX LIBRARY, WHERE EVERYBODY IS FORCED to MEMORIZE “The COMMUNIST MANIFESTO” and READ “DAS KAPITAL” BEFORE THEY DIE IN PUBLIC MISERY LIKE MARX the MOOCH’s “NEGLECT” of HIS ACTUAL DAUGHTERS …
FURTHERMORE, a BATTLE of LENINGRAD EXHIBIT, COMPLETE WITH LIVE CANNIBAL “ENACTMENTS” …
AND COMPLEMENTARY BATTLE of STALINGRAD EXHIBIT … WHERE ONE GETS the “PLEASURE” of SHOOTING GERMAN NAZIS TRAPPED in a FROZEN HELL-HOLE … LIKE that SNIPER in “ENEMY at the GATES” …
LASTLY … the “RE-EDUCATION CAMP” EXHIBIT-ATTRACTION PROMISES to BE the CULMINATION of the TOTALITARIAN STATE “EXPERIENCE” …
SPEND and SHARE SOME “QUALITY TIME” WITH FELLOW DISSIDENTS in FULLY FURNISHED CONCENTRATION-CAMP SETTING …
GETTING BRAIN-WASHED … BEFORE DRINKING the KOOL-AID … OOPS (that’s a whole different “camp experience” … never mind)
COME LIVE the “COMMUNIST MURDER – SOCIALIST SUICIDE “EXPERIENCE”
GUEST LECTURERS INCLUDE the REAL “MARX-ist MISERY” EXPERIENCE ….
“BOLSHEVIK BERNIE” …
“BARTENDER BIMBO” … a.k.a. … ALEXANDRA OCCASIONAL-CORTEX … a.k.a. PRINCESS “ALEX” ANOINETTE – LET THEM EAT CHEESE-CAKE … a.k.a. SANDY from the SUBURBS … a.k.a. SOCIALIST SIREN of SUICIDE … a.k.a. ECONOMIC ILL-literate … a.k.a. MARX-ist MISTRESS of MISERY … a.k.a. BANKRUPT-BOLSHEVIK BONITA … a.k.a TOTALITARIAN TW#T (fill in the blank – dictionary alert – a stupid, silly person)
CAN YOU SPELL V-E-N-E-Z-U-E-L-A ???
ENJOY the “TOTALITARIAN TERROR EXPERIENCE” …
“TOTALITARIAN TRIBULATION” … AT IT’S FINEST … AWAITS !!!
SPONSORED by “The RULING CLASS”: The SWAMP-DEEP STATE … ANYBODY that HATES TRUMP … AMAZON … FACE-BOOK … GEORGE SOROS … SATAN and the SPIRIT of ANTI-CHRIST … (quite a list indeed)
GROUP RESERVATIONS for ALL CLASSES of “USEFUL IDIOTS” are AVAILABLE …
GROUP DISCOUNTS FOR DEMOCRATS … a.k.a. DYSTOPIAN DELUSIONAL DIMWITS for DICTATORSHIP ALSO AVAILABLE (with your “D.D.D.D.” membership card … better than A.A.R.P. !!!)
COME, ENJOY a REAL, AUTHENTIC “DYSTOPIAN DICTATORSHIP” EXPERIENCE !!!
The TOTALITARIAN TERROR HALL of FAME … COMING SOON !!!