“SlavA” BIO

“SlavA” BIO

The “BEING” CALLED “SlavA SOCRATES” CLAIMS to BE an EARTHLY, TERRESTRIAL ENTITY, ALTHOUGH HE CLAIMS to be a “STRANGER in a STRANGE LAND”, and that, “THIS WORLD is NOT MY HOME, I’M JUST a PASSING THROUGH” …

SlavA is a “PILGRIM” of GOD’s PROMISE, SKEPTICAL of (human) “PROGRESS” and POLITICALLY IDOL-atrous CULT PATHOLOGY …

HIS LIFE is a BIT “X-treme” – BOTH HORRIFYING … and HILARIOUS

PUBLIC RECORDS SHOW HE WAS HATCHED MAY 29, 1965, IN SAN JOSE, “FREE” CALIFORNIA. HE NOW RESIDES in the SOUTHERN REGION (Los Angeles metro) of the THIRD-WORLD, PEOPLE’s REPUBLIC of MEXI-CALIFORNIA.

“BORN UNDER a BAD SIGN”, HIS MOTHER was a “COAL MINER’s DAUGHTER”. UPON BIRTH, the NURSES COULD TELL ‘RIGHT AWAY” THAT HE WAS “BAD to the BONE”.

HE WAS CLASSIFIED as “GIFTED” BY SOME ALLEGED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL “PROFESSIONALS”, WHILE APPEARING “NORMAL” TO MOST OBSERVERS …

HIS LIFE-LONG DREAMS of BECOMING a RUSSIAN BALLET STAR and/or a MEMBER of a KOREAN BOY BAND” FAILED to EMERGE, FOR VARIOUS OBVIOUS REASONS …

SlavA GLADLY and OPENLY ENJOYS HIS “TOXIC MASCULINITY”, BUT REFUSES TO BE a MALE SEXIST “PIG” … HE HOLDS an OFFICIAL “PATRIARCHY” MEMBERSHIP CARD … AND WOULD HAVE PROBABLY HAVE SHOT HIMSELF BY NOW IF HE HAD BEEN a WOMAN. HE IS STILL a LITTLE “CONFUSED” GENDER WISE, THINKING WOMAN are “SUPERIOR”, BUT KIND of GLAD GOD CURSED THEM BY MAKING THEM “SUBORDINATE” CREATURES. HE HAS NO PROBLEM TO WORKING and INTERACTING WITH COMPETENT, REASONABLE WOMEN in POWER, BUT AS a STUDENT of HISTORY, HE SECRETLY SUSPECTS THAT IF WOMEN WERE “IN CHARGE”, the WORLD WOULD HAVE HAD 5 “HITLERS” BY NOW …

SlavA’s MOM and OTHER FEMALE FAMILY MEMBERS WERE REAL SMART, BUT “SNEAKY” … MOM LET MY DAD and TWO BROTHERS THINK WE WERE “IN CHARGE”, WHEN IN REALITY SHE MADE the “BIG DECISIONS” and “RAN” AN EXCELLENT HOUSEHOLD, WHICH US FINITE and FLAWED MALE CREATURES APPRECIATED. SHE LOVED and TOOK LOVING CARE of US MALES, FOR SOME STRANGE and STILL UN-EXPLAINABLE REASONS … AN EXCELLENT “MOTHER BIRD” … SHE WAS NON-THELESS a “FREE SPIRIT” WHO ALSO “DID HER OWN THING” … MY DADDY WAS A LITTLE “KEPT”, BUT HE TAUGHT ME the REALITY of “HAPPY-WIFE-MOM” … HAPPY LIFE … THIS SELF-CENTERED and SOCIO-PATHIC CHILD LOVED BOTH HIS PARENTS, FAILING to BLAME HIS MISERABLE LIFE’s FAILINGS ON THEM …

GENERALLY, “SlavA” SERIOUSLY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE’s SEXUALITY OR GENDER IDENTITY … YOUR GENITALS, SKIN COLOR and SIZE of YOUR WALLET DO NOT MEAN A WHOLE LOT … SLAVA IS MORE INTERESTED IN BEING THE “ANGRY WHITE MALE” and “DOMESTIC TERROR-ist, THAT IS the BANE of WESTERN CIVILIZATION …

“SlavA” is a LITTLE SKEPTICAL ABOUT ANYBODY WITH a PENIS WHO CLAIMS to BE A WOMAN … “SLAVA” IS NOT “CHROMOSOME CHALLENGED”, AND ADMITTEDLY HAS MORE of a “FIXED”, and LESS “FLUID” PERSONALITY … HE HAS a “CLEAR CONSCIENCE” PRETTY MUCH BECAUSE HE TREATS EVERYBODY LIKE SH#T and SEEKS TO IGNORE ALL OTHER HUMANS, KEEPING THEM OUTSIDE the SMALL SOCIAL “BUBBLE” of HIS SMALL, FINITE and FEEBLE EXISTENCE … OTHERWISE, HE HAS NO “TROUBLE” WITH OTHER SENTIENT BEINGS, LOOKING FORWARD TO FUTURE MEETINGS WITH ALIEN EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS and EAGER TO BUY FUTURE ROBOT COMPANIONS LIKE the ROBOT ON “LOST IN SPACE” and THAT MAID ON “The JETSONS”. SLAVA STILL PREFERS “REAL” DOGS and PETS …

“SlavA” DOES NOT GENERALLY REFER to HIMSELF IN the “THRID PERSON”, BUT THIS IS HIS WEBSITE CALLED “SlavASOCRATES.com … SO I WILL LET IT GO THIS TIME …

A “DANCE-CHALLENGED CAUCASIAN, SLAVA ACTUALLY LOVES DANCING … I CAN WATCH for HOURS … EXCEPT WHEN THEY RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD SONG VIDEOS LIKE “ROSANNA” by TOTO and “LOVE is a BATTLEFIELD” by PAT BENATAR … OOPS, SLAVA IS STILL “MUSICAL” AVERSIVE, EXCEPT FOR THE ONE HE IS CURRENTLY DEVELOPing … SIMPLY ENTITLED “STALIN – the MUSICAL” … SLAVA PROMISES IT SHOULD BE BETTER THAN the MOVIE “CLASSIC” GREASE, BUT WITHOUT the CARS … WITH a LITTLE TOTALITARIAN TERROR THROWN IN AND SOME EXCELLENT “GULAG SCENES” … CONCEPTUALLY a MOVIE “CROSS” BETWEEN “SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION” and “DRIVING MISS DAISY”, WHERE MORGAN FREEMAN STILL GETS to FREAK RUSSIANS OUT and PLAY a “BLACK” GOD … and STALIN-ist AGENTS SHOW UP and KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR in the MIDDLE NIGHT to TAKE YOU “FOR A RIDE” …

The MOVIE-MUSICAL “LOWLIGHT” IS WHEN the POLITBURO DOES a “SNAPPY and HAPPY” MUSIC and DANCE ROUTINE ON a MOSCOW SUBWAY … SPECIAL GUEST STARS GINGER ROGERS and FRED ASTAIRE are COMPLETELY TAKEN BY SURPRISE WHEN BERIA and KRUSHCHEV “STEP RIGHT IN” and “WORK” THEIR MUSICAL and MARXist MALEVOLENT “MAGIC” … BEFORE THEY EXECUTE EVERY ONE OUT of TEN DANCERS FOR “SUSPECT” POLITICAL SYMPATHIES … EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD PUBLIC SHOW TRIAL and EXECUTION NOW and THEN ..

SlavA’s LIFE CHANGED FOREVER AT CHRISTMAS, 1978, WHEN SLAVA WAS GIFTED a “PONG” VIDEO GAME, PLAYED IT ONCE WITH HIS LITTLE BROTHER, and HAS HATED VIDEO GAMES EVER SINCE. FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, HE REFUSED to WASTE HIS TIME and PLAY the VIDEO GAME WITH HIS LITTLE BROTHER, PREFERING INSTEAD to PUNCH and BULLY HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS FOR “ENTERTAINMENT” …

“SlavA” CONTINUES TO HATE SKATEBOARDS (and skate-boarders in general … actually, not so much the skateboards themselves, but the marijuana and “Skittles” that seems to “accompany” the skaters), and “ROLLER COASTERS”. SLAVA DOES “LOVE” HORSES, BUT SURE as HELL DOES NOT TRUST ONE ENOUGH to ACTUALLY RIDE ONE … EVEN ONE of HIS SISTER’s HORSES in ARIZONA … THAT DONKEY RIDE AT DISNEYLAND WHEN HAS EIGHT YEARS OLD WAS PLENTY … BUT SLAVA DOES LIKE “BUMPER CARS and that “TEA CUP RIDE” … BUT REFUSES to HOP ON A TRAMPOLINE …

IF YOU HAVEN’T FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW, “SLAVA” is ONE SELF-CENTERED, SOCIO-PATHIC, “SICK PUPPY” WHO PROBABLY SHOULD BE SHOT BY SOMEONE TO “PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY” …

ANYHOW, BACK to 1978 … THEN “SANTA CLAUS” STOPPED BRINGING HIM GIFTS (his parents were apparently dumb, but not stupid)

SlavA WAS NOT ESPECIALLY DISAPPOINTED, IN-DIRECTLY and SILENTLY HOPING and ASKING HIS PARENTS to PAY FOR and “GIFT” HIM a COLLEGE EDUCATION in the FUTURE, “SETTING HIM UP FOR” a LIFE of SCHOOL, SPORTS, MUSIC, CHURCH and LIFE-LONG DISCIPLE-ship (a “learn-er”) … SLAVA WAS-IS A “CLOSET” SCHOOL-BOY …

SlavA’s SPECIAL SKILL of SKEPTICISM was REINFORCED WHEN “SANTA CLAUS” SHOWED UP at the FRONT DOOR. “SANTA” LOOKED A LOT LIKE HENRY FRANK, ONE of HIS PARENTS JEWISH FRIENDS, WEARING a FAKE BEARD. STAYING CALM, COOL and COLLECTED, SLAVA STILL LIKED CHRISTMAS and JESUS BEING BORN and the FRANKS WERE FRIENDLY, PLEASANT and LOVELY PEOPLE, BUT HE INWARDLY RENOUNCED the SOCIAL CONFORMITY and MATERIALISTIC DECADENCE of a LARGELY SHALLOW, SUPERFICIAL and SPIRITUALLY BANKRUPT SOCIETY. DESPITE the TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD HARDSHIPS HE ENDURED, SLAVA CONTINUES to ENJOY M&Ms (all colors) and SUNSET WALKS on the BEACH.

HE STILL LOVES STORY-TELLING and STORIES … REAL and-or IMAGINED …

EXHIBITING STRONG and DISTINCT STREAKS of SKEPTICISM, SLAVIC “SMART ASS SYNDROME” and GENERAL”ANTI-CONFORMITY”, SLAVA ALSO QUESTIONED BOTH the “TOOTH FAIRY” AND HALLOWEEN DEATH CULT. SLAVA OFFICIALLY DENOUNCED and RENOUNCED HALLOWEEN AFTER DRESSING as a “FLASHER” EARLY in COLLEGE, AFTER GOING OUT WITH “The CREW” IN ONE HIS DAD’s OLD OVER-COATS, WING-TIP SHOES, a PAIR of BOXERS and a BOTTLE of SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY. THAT was the LAST TIME HE “CELEBRATED” HALLOWEEN – “TRICK OR TREATING”, CANDY and WHISKEY … AND IS A “BETTER” MAN NOW FOR THAT “VALUABLE” LIFE “EXPERIENCE” …

THOUGH HE ENJOYS the COMPANY of HIS “FRIENDS in LOW PLACES” and FELLOW KINDRED-SOULS and SPIRITS, SLAVA is STILL QUITE “HOLIDAY”-PHOBIC – BABBLING THAT HE CELEBRATES “EVERY DAY” as a GOD-GIFTED “HOLIDAY” – BIRTHDAY, CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR’s, PRESIDENT’s, EASTER, Memorial Day, FOURTH of JULY and MEMORIAL DAY. THOUGH a “HARD WORKER” and WORK-aholic …, SLAVA HAS SPENT MUCH of HIS LIFE ON PERMANENT, “WORKING VACATION” …

SlavA WENT to a “SPECIAL” SCHOOL FOR “GIFTED” STUDENTS to PARTICIPATE ONE DAY PER WEEK, PROTECTING ALL the OTHER “NERD” GIFTED KIDS FROM GETTING “BULLIED” by the LOCAL SCHOOL BULLIES at the PLAYGOUND and “RUFFIANS” DURING RECESS. The “BULLIES” BECAME HIS FRIENDS ONCE HE PUNCHED SOME of THEM, DISPLAYED HIS SUPERIOR SOCCER and SPORTS SKILLS and OFFICIALLY BECAME “LORD of the FLIES” of STRAWBERRY PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

IT DID NOT HURT WHEN I “ACCIDENTALLY” FELT UP MAUREEN RILEY in the PLAY GROUND … BUT THAT “PLEASANT SURPRISE” WAS CANCELED OUT by a LIFE of CURSED LOVE. MY BEST GIRL FRIEND WAS KAREN WHO LIVED DOWN the STREET, BUT MOVED AWAY. ALL THIS FIRST-GRADE ANSGST, ANGER and CONFUSION MIGHT HAVE BEEN AVERTED

NOT FOOLED BY CRAVEN ATTEMPTS to BUILD a FALSE SENSE of “SELF-ESTEEM” … SLAVA WAS TAUGHT SOME DISCIPLINE and “SELF-CONTROL” … MAINLY DUE to ABJECT LIFE FAILURES and CATHOLIC GUILT …

SlavA DID NOT SUFFER FROM the “CULT” of IDOL-atrous NARCISISSITIC NIHILISM and NON-SENSE that ENSNARED the PERVERSE GENERATION HIS WAS BORN INTO …

INSTEAD, HE SPENT MUCH of HIS LIFE as a PIG of PRODIGAL WASTE … WANDERING AIM-less-ly AS a LOST SHEEP in NEED of a SHEPHERD …

A “SUBVERSIVE” SLAVA is NEITHER GUILT … NOR GLUTEN FREE …

NOT GIVEN to “ZEIT-GEIST” … SLAVE is MORE a “ZIT-GEIST” … a PIMPLE MARRING the FACE of HUMANITY …

DEFINITELY NOT a CHILD of CONTEMPORARY CONFORMITY … SLAVA is a MODERN MISFIT … the ULTIMATE “SOPH-O-MORON” in a “SOPH-MORIC” SOCIETY …

SlavA STILL HAS FOND MEMORIES of HIS “GIFTED” ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PAST THOUGH, GOING ON SPECIAL FIELD TRIPS and PARTICIPATING IN SPECIAL “PROJECTS” and SIMULATIONS WITH ALL the OTHER “GIFTED” NERD CHILDREN.

HOWEVER ALL HIS “GIFTED” PRETENSIONS DID NOT “GO TO HIS HEAD”, WHEN HIS “TROUBLING” IDIOT-SAVANT LITTLE BROTHER WAS ALSO “DIAGNOSED” as “GIFTED” by an EDUCATIONAL “PROFESSIONAL” at ANOTHER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. AFTER an UNCONTROLLABLE FIT of LAUGHTER, SLAVA BECAME SKEPTICAL of the EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM …

SlavA “LEARNED the HARD WAY” ABOUT the HUMAN CAPACITY to be “FOOLED … AGAIN”. SLAVA’s SKEPTICISM and SUBVERSION was HARDENED DURING HIS “ROUGH” UPBRINGING in the “SLUMS” of the ONCE FARMING ORCHARDS WHICH GREW INTO “SUBURBS”, INTO WHAT WOULD BECOME “SILICON VALLEY”.

HE HAD SOME GREAT TEACHERS, TO WHICH HE EXPRESSES GREAT GRATITUDE. FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, HE ALWAYS LOVED the SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT, DESPITE HIS NATURAL SKEPTICAL and SOCIO-PATHIC NATURE.

SlavA WAS APPOINTED “A.V. (audio-visual) MONITOR” in SIXTH-GRADE, SHOWING MOVIES (mostly “geographic”) MOST DAYS AFTER LUNCH. (check out GeographyXtreme.com) I ACTUALLY LEARNED-KNEW HOW TO WORK the OLD FILM and SLIDE-SHOW PROJECTOR and MRS. DROMENSK the TEACHER was KIND of OLD, BORED and TIRED and GAVE ME “THE JOB”. THUS WAS “SPAWNED” HIS CURRENT FASCINATION and ASPIRATION to be a 21st CENTURY MEDIA-“MAGNATE”, ON a CRUSADE to SPREAD a MESSAGE of DEMENTED, DYSTOPIAN DESTRUCTION, and REVOLUTIONARY RESISTANCE AGAINST PATHOLOGICAL, PROGRESSIVE PREDATORS, PARASITES and PERVERTS … and the SPIRT of ANTI-CHRIST and SATAN …

SlavA is a “TRUE BELIEVER” … RESISTING TOTALITARIAN “TRUE BELIEVERS” … WHO ENJOYS CHANNEL-ing HIS “INNER GERALDO” … “EXPOSING” “NAKED COMMUNISTS” … EXPOSING “WOKE-ster” WICKed-ness …

LIKE the ONE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE HE VOTED FOR and ACTUALLY WON …

BETTER an OBNOXIOUS “EXHIBITIONist” LEADER WITH BRUTAL HONESTY, BALLS and RIDICULOUS ORANGE-HAIR, WHO DOES NOT MIND BEING a “PRESIDENTIAL PINATA” and “PATRIOT” … WHO EXPOSES PROGRESSIVE POSEURS for BEING the SOCIALIST, SUICIDAL “SWAMP”-SCUM and “SELL-OUTS” that PROJECT THEIR DELUSIONAL and DYSTOPIAN DERANGEMENT and PATHOLOGIES …

BETTER a PRESIDENTIAL AMERICAN “APOLOGIST” (defender) … WHO REFUSES to “APOLOGIZE” (disrespect and deconstruct) for AMERICA …

BETTER a LITTLE “DISTASTE-ful” … THAN DEMA-GOGIC-ALLY “DUPED” …

P.S. – MARX = SATAN (malevolent, mendacious, miserable)

P.S.S. -WE ARE FOOLED … AGAIN …

AFTER GRADUATING from UNIVERSITY in 1990, after YEARS in COMMUNITY COLLEGE … SLAVA MOVED to LOS ANGELES in 1991. HE MIGRATED FROM “SILICON VALLEY” to the SAN FERNANDO VALLEY – “SILICONE” VALLEY, LIVING and WORKING DOWN the FREEWAY FROM CHATSWORTH, PORN CAPITOL of the WORLD.

SLAVA CONTINUES to WATCH SOCCER GAMES at the LOCAL SPORTS BAR (though he stopped drinking) “HANG OUT” SPOTS with PORN-INDUSTRY “PROFESSIONALS” and EMIGREES from AFRICA. (mostly from Ivory Coast and his two white friends raised in Africa – a teacher colleague from South Africa and the son of a Christian missionary, who grew up in Nigeria.).

DESPITE HIS FRIENDLY ASSOCIATIONS with “AFRICA”, SLAVA NEVERTHELESS is an UNDOUBTABLY a “WHITE GUY”. DESPITE “RECENT CULTURAL DEVELOPMENTS”, SLAVA is STILL a WHITE, HETEROSEXUAL, CHRISTIAN, AMERICAN WHO LOVES HIS COUNTRY.

SlavA WENT to HAWAII in 7th GRADE FOR SUMMER VACATION, and EUROPE AFTER 8th GRADE to VISIT HIS DESCENDANTS FROM “CAUCASIA”. UPON RETURN to CALIFORNIA, HE LITERALLY KISSED the GROUND, and HAS LIVED a LIVE of “PERMANENT WORKING VACATION” SINCE … HE HAS NOT VISITED MUCH of the WORLD … the WORLD ENDED UP COMING to CALIFORNIA INSTEAD …

HE HAS NOT EVEN SEEN MUCH of CALIFORNIA. HE HAS YET to VISIT YOSEMITE or ALCATRAZ, BUT DID GO TO SOCCER TOURNAMENTS IN LAS VEGAS, TIJUANA and CALGARY as a YOUTH … CANADA IS STILL HIS FAVORITE “STATE” in the UNION …

SlavA’s “AUTO-BIOGRAPHY” is MORE LIKE “MALCOLM in the MIDDLE” … NOT “MALCOLM X”

SlavA’s “ROOTS” INCLUDE HIS ETHNIC CROATIAN FATHER “VLADIMIR”, BORN NEAR PITTSBURGH in 1911, BUT RAISED in CHICAGO. HIS FATHER WAS RE-NAMED “WALTER” and BECAME a “CHICAGO GANGSTER”, JOINING the POSTAL-SERVICE UPON GRADUATION from TILDEN TECH in 1929. “WALLY” HAD an OPPORTUNITY to ATTEND NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY to STUDY MATHEMATICS, BUT INSTEAD LIVED a “CHICAGO GANGSTER” EXPERIENCE DOING DAILY “DRIVE-BY” MAIL DELIVERY (every day except Sunday), SUPPORTING HIS FAMILY DURING the GREAT DEPRESSION and WORLD WAR TWO. DRAFTED (already 30+ years old) into the U.S. ARMY, HE DID NOT SHIP OVERSEAS, BUT WAS “TRANSFERRED” to NEW YORK CITY to DELIIVER MAIL.

VLADIMIR-WALTER was a “CHICAGO GANGSTER” WHO RAISED HIS OWN “GANG” … errr … FAMILY

WHO SPAWNED a “GANGSTER” SON – “MILITANT” MEMBER of CHURCH, MUSIC, SPORTS, SCHOOL …

SlavA was RAISED in a “SUBURBAN SLUM”, WITH a HAMMOND ORGAN in THE LIVING ROOM for FAMILY USE and ENJOYMENT … WITH a MOM THAT DID NOT ALLOW US to “LIVE” IN OUR LIVING ROOM, DENYING US the OPPORTUNITY to DIRTY and DE-SPOIL the BEAUTIFUL FURNITURE THEY HAD BOUGHT WITH THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY, AFTER ENDURING the GREAT DEPRESSION, WORLD WAR TWO and COLD WAR …

SLAVA ESCAPED the MANDATORY MUSIC-ORGAN LESSONS and PRACTICE and CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL EDUCATION WHICH HIS OLDER BROTHER and SISTER (I was BORN IN 1965 … THEY WERE BORN in 1951 and 1953) WERE FORCED to ENDURE …

AS A RESULT, THEY WERE “HIPPIE”-CATHOLIC KIDS WHO HATED SCHOOL (but REMAINED SUCCESSFUL “life-long learners) … I STILL LOVE the “SCHOOL EXPERIENCE and ENVIRONMENT” … BUT “HATE” HIPPIES, MINDLESS HEDON-ism and “PROGRESSIVE PATHOLOGIES” THAT IGNORE GOD’s REALITY IN GENERAL …

THEY were “SHELTERED” … LIBERAL “LUNATICS” … DELUSIONAL DYSTOPIANS … WHO “IMAGINED” DYSTOPIAN SUICIDAL NOWHERE and CRUSADED to “RE-INVENT REALITY” in “POST-MODERN”, “UPSIDE DOWN” LIBERAL, FASCIST, TOTALITARIAN AMERICA …

I BECAME a “REPULSIVE RELIGIOUS REACTIONARY” … a PATRIOTIC, CONSERVATIVE “REBEL” … FULL of HATE, HOSTILITY and IN-HUMANITY … EXCEPT WHEN I AM NOT …

COMING of AGE in the 1980s, I WAS “HIP to be SQUARE” … and REFUSED to “DRINK the KOOL-AID” of HISTORICAL, CULTURAL and POLITICAL SUICIDE (“ZINN-sanity”) THAT HAS IN-DOCTRINATED and INFECTED OUR NATION LIKE the MARX-ist CANCER of WORLD HISTORY …

The AMERICAN REVOLUTION is “COOL” … BASED ON GOD’s “COVENANT” PROMISES of FAITH & FREEDOM … the FRENCH, RUSSIAN and CHINESE (Cultural) REVOLUTIONS SUCK … (totalitarian toxic tyranny)

SEEMINGLY OBVIOUS “LIFE LESSONS” – POWER CORRUPTS … The REALITY of “SIN” (read some Reinhold Niebuhr) … “GOOD and EVIL” THAT LIE “BURIED” in ALL of US … MARX-ism SUCKS … THINGS WHICH ARE ENTAILED in a SOUND WORLD-VIEW – WERE IGNORED BY MY FAMILY, NEW-DEAL DEMOCRATS, LEFTist LEMMINGS, WHO HAD REASONABLE INTELLIGENCE BUT LACK WISDOM …

ACTUALLY, MY SISTER “GREW UP” OUT of “HIPPIE-dom” and MARRIED and MOVED to the “NORMAL” STATE of ARIZONA to “RETIRE” and RIDE HER HORSES and SELL REAL ESTATE in “FREE, PROSPEROUS AMERICA” …

SlavA EVENTUALLY “CAME OUT of the CLOSET” as a “CONSERVATIVE” in the 1990s … “LOVING” MILTON FRIEDMAN and THOMAS SOWELL AFTER “ACCIDENTAL” DISCOVERY … AMERICAN “TREASURES” … CHECK OUT ECONOMICS Xtreme.com … HE HAS YET to OFFICIALLY JOIN a POLITICAL PARTY … ACCEPTING HIS “MINORITY” STATUS” of BEING a WHITE, MALE, HETERO, CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE in the CURRENT WAR AGAINST ALL the PREVIOUS … ALIENATED IN EXISTENTIAL ANGST, LIVING AMONGST FASCIST TOTALITARIAN TWITS and TW#TS (stupid, silly people) WHO RSENT & HATE FREEDOM … SLAVA is a PROUD AMERICAN-born PATRIOT WHO RESISTS “The PROGRESSIVE CRUSADE” and DESPOTIC DERELICTS of DEMAGOGUERY in GENERAL … OUR SO-CALLED “LEADERS” …

POWER CORRUPTS … NOT “CORRECTS” … THERE is NO CLASS “FIT” to RULE … PROGRESSIVE POSEURS PROJECT THEIR PATHOLOGICAL POISON … FAKE “VIRTUES” CAMOUFLAGING “VICES” … POST-MODERN PREDATORS, PARASITES and PERVERTS … MODERN PHILISTINES and PHARISEES – nothing is sacred … nobody is safe … BEWARE the LEAVEN of the PHARISEES … SELF-RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITES … WHITE-WASHED HOUSES … FULL of DEAD MEN’s BONES …

GUILT and GRIEVANCE HAS AS MUCH CHANCE of “CURING” RACISM as a LEECH HAS CURING LEUKEMIA .. REJECT RACIAL RED HERRINGS (distractions) and RACKETS (organized crime) … SlavA MIGHT BE IMPRESSED IF SOMEONE HAD The BRAINS and B#LLS to TELL the CRIPS and BLOODS THAT “BLACK LIVES MATTER” … INTEGRITY, NOT “IDENTITY” MATTERS … MLK, Jr. WORSHIPPED The LORD of HOSTS … NOT HEGEL … HARMONY, NOT HOSTILITY … NOT REPARATIONS … RECONCILIATION and REDEMPTION … The GOSPEL (Good News), NOT “COMMUNIST MANIFESTO” …

SlavA IS NOT MUCH of a “POLITICAL ANIMAL” … EXCEPT WHEN IT INVOLVES BECOMING “HEIRS” IN HIS KINGDOM …

WHY DO the HEATHEN RAGE and the PEOPLE IMAGINE a VAIN THING? (Psalm 2) … HE THAT SITTETH in the HEAVENS SHALL LAUGH … HOLD THEM IN DERISION … MAN PLANS … GOD LAUGHS … SLAVA is NOT a BIG FAN of “SOCIAL ENGINEERING” or TOTALITARIAN “TOWERS of BABEL” of HUMAN REBELLION and VAIN, GOD-less IMAGINATION UNDER satan-ic domination …

SlavA is The TRUTH BELIEVER WHO HATES “TRUE BELIEVERS” (read Eric Hoffer) … a “CLOTHED CAPITALIST” (like Hamilton, Marshall, Smith) AMONG “NAKED COMMUNISTS” … DO NOT “DRINK the KOOL-AID” … RESISTANCE is NOT FUTILE … (in fact, it is our duty) … “APPEASEMENT” DOES NOT WORK … PEACEFUL “PREFERENCE” WITHOUT “PACIFISM” …

MY “HEROES” are JESUS, PAUL, MY PARENTS and GRANDPARENTS (all deceased) … THANK YOU FOR MY (WHITE) PRIVILEGE …

ADD SOME RETIRED TEACHER COLLEAGUES-FRIENDS AND a FEW SOCCER PLAYERS – ZVONIMIR BOBAN, DAVOR SUKER & LUCA MODRIC, LUIS FIGO & CRISTIANO RONALDO …

DESPITE MY AMERICAN … SLAVIC-LATIN … CROATian-PORTUGUESE-ness … I DO LOVE THREE “GERMANS” – MARTIN LUTHER, REINHOLD NIEBUHR and DIETRICH BONHOEFFER … ADMIRING TWO OTHERS J.S. BACH and FRANZ BECKENBAUER …

ULTIMATELY, “MY PEOPLE” ARE HIS – SAINTS (separated), DISCIPLES (learners) & SOLDIERS (spiritual warfare) … SHEEP NOT THEIR OWN, BUT “BOUGHT WITH a PRICE” … SHEEP GONE ASTRAY WHO NEED and KNOW HIS VOICE …

HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS, NOT MY OWN … HIS POWER … The TRUE SOURCE of GRACE … PEACE … ACCEPTANCE … SERENITY …

WHEN HE (Christ) COMES AGAIN, WILL HE FIND FAITH? … NOT JUST “BELIEF” … an ACTIVE “EXPERIENCE” … HE SEEKS OUR TRUST, NOT “PERFECTION” … ACT as if GOD EXISTS … NOT the GOD of “RANDOM ACCIDENT” … SEEK JEHOVAH … the GREAT “I AM” … GOD HIDES in PLAIN SIGHT …

MY BIOLOGICAL BROTHERS STILL LIVE in the “BUBBLE” AMONGST the BORG of the PEOPLE’s REPUBLIC of SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA … in RADICAL “WOKE-istan” … DELUSIONAL DUPES in UTOPIAN NOWHERE … KINDERGARDENS of EDEN (read Evan Sayet)

MAYBE I EXAGGERATE … MY BROTHER IS TO THE “RIGHT” … of CHAIRMAN MAO … BARELY … a WESTERN SELF-LOATHING “MICKEY MAO-ist” … SELF-LOATHING, SELF-RIGHTEOUS, SUICIDAL “ZINN-sanity” …

I CAN’T STAND SANTA CRUZ … EVER SINCE I SAW the MOVIE “BOY in a PLASTIC BUBBLE” WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA as a KID, I DEVELOPED a STRONG AVERSION and FEAR to LIFE TRAPPED in a PLASTIC TOTALITARIAN BUBBLE “BORG” of “BODY SNATCHERS” of “PROGRESSIVE” POD PEOPLE THAT HAVE INVADED and ARE COLONIZING OUR BODY-POLITIC …

SlavA STILL LOVES MUSIC … AND HAS a DELUSIONAL DREAM of BEING a GOSPEL MUSIC SONG-WRITING PRODUCER … an ANTI- “ROCK-STAR” … ANTI-HIPPIE

UNLIKE that ADOLESCENT, WHINY-W#NKER “REBEL” INGRATE, “PROTESTOR”, P#SSY-POSEUR BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, SLAVA was PROUD of HAVING BEEN “BORN in the USA” … NOT a DELUSIONAL W#NKER TRAPPED IN “The KINDERGARDEN of EDEN” … (thanks Evan Sayet)

… SlavA WENT to HIGH SCHOOL with a BUNCH of VIET-NAM-ese REFUGEE “BOAT PEOPLE” LUCKY ENOUGH to ESCAPE MARX-ist COMMUNIST IMPERIAL TYRANNY and GENOCIDE in SOUTH-EAST ASIA …

I AM LIKE TENS of MILLIONS AROUND the WORLD … WHO “ESCAPED” FROM VARIOUS HELL-ish “SH#THOLES” (In terms of freedom and opportunity) to the U.S.A. …

… RAISED and EDUCATED in PART by HUNGARIAN REFUGEES WHO ESCAPED COMMUNISM in 1956 …

MR. ERVIN SZANTO was the BEST YOUTH SOCCER COACH EVER … and DR. ISTVAN MOSCSY a WORLD CLASS HISTORY PROFESSOR … KNUCKLE-HEAD “SLAVA” LEARNED and BENEFITTED FROM THEIR “TRAGIC” LIFE EXPERIENCES in the “PROMISED LAND” of (God-Blessed) AMERICA …

SlavA’s LIFE is a TALE of “OVER-COMING TRAGIC ADVERSITY, OPPRESSION and HARDSHIP” … EXCEPT FOR the “BOURGEOSIE DECADENCE” and “COMFORTABLE” LIFESTYLE of RELATIVE FREEDOM and PROSPERITY in “EVIL AMERICA” THAT ENABLED HIM TO LIVE a LIFE BETTER THAN MANY and MOST KINGS of the PAST …

YOUNG SlavA was FORCED to PLAY CLARINET in FOURTH GRADE (told to be “the NEXT BENNY GOODMAN” – he subversively queried, “What is a BENNY GOODMAN?) THANKFULLY, “DADDY” VLADIMIR-“WALLY” EVENTUALLY (years later) REDEEMED HIMSELF and BOUGHT HIS ETERNALLY-GRATEFUL SON a TENOR SAX, SO HE WOULD NOT GET HIS A## PICKED ON and BULLIED in MIDDLE SCHOOL … AFTER LEARNING to PLAY the OBOE in NINTH GRADE, SLAVA WAS MUSICALLY RE-BORN and REDEEMED WHEN HE GOT a GUITAR LATER in HIGH SCHOOL …

THAT CHICAGO-GANGSTER “DADDY” VLADIMIR-“WALLY” UNFORTUNATELY TAUGHT HIS BEMUSED and BELLIGERENT “GANSTER-CRUSADER” CHILD the ULTIMATE “GANGSTER” ACTIVITY of WHITE-PRIVILEGE and WESTERN IMPERIALISM and COLONIZATION – GOLF …

A FRIENDLY and GENIAL “BLOKE”, WALTER HAD the “GENIUS” to MOVE (escape) to CALIFORNIA (from the Chicago south-side) and MARRY a BEAUTIFUL PORTUGUESE-AMERICAN WOMAN FROM a FAMILY of IMMIGRANT IL-LITERATE “PEASANT” FARMERS WHO GREW “RICH” LIVING “the AMERICAN DREAM” in the AGRICULTURAL (then) SANTA CLARA VALLEY …

SlavA is PROUD of HIS “WHITE PRIVILEGE”, WHICH HE GOT from HIS FAITH, FAMILY and “FATHER-land” (nation), NOT HIS WHITE-SKIN. HIS “GANGSTER” FATHER TOOK HIM to CHURCH and “EXPOSED” HIM TO SPORTS and MUSIC, GIVING HIS NATURALLY SOCIO-PATHIC SON “ADVANTAGES” and “PRIVILEGE”

SlavA is a “GOD-SUPREMACIST” WHO HATES BOTH “ARYAN” and “NEGRO NAZIS” WHO SUFFER from and “PROJECT” GUILT, GRIEVANCE and VICTIMIZATION. SLAVA LOVES THOMAS SOWELL (a national “treasure”) had HATES “REDNECK CULTURE” and TRIBAL TOTALITARIANISM in GENERAL.

SlavA HATES BOTH “NAZI” and “NEGRO” NATIONALism, BUT APPRECIATES and ACCEPTS HIS “IN-BRED” AMERICAN NATION-alism and “EX-CEPTION-ality”…

UN-LIKE HIS “HIPPIE” OLDER BROTHER WHO is the “OPPOSITE” … an AMERICA-HATING, GOD-RESENTING ATHEIST, MARX-ist SYMPATHASIZING “MICKEY MAO-ist” and FASCIST ELITIST WHO is a MODERN-DAY PHILISTINE-PHARISEE FUNDAMENTALIST POLITICAL ANIMAL WHO iS HAPPY TO VIRTUE-SIGNAL HIS MENTAL and MORAL WOKE SUPREMACY, VICES “CAMOUFLAGED” as “VIRTUE” …

LACKING a MORAL COMPASS … FIGHTING “IMAGINED” EVILS … IGNORING REAL EVIL … BUT NOTHING PERSONAL …

“SURPRISED” BUT NOT “SCHOCKED” … MOST of HUMANITY LACKS “BRAINS and BALLS” …

FAILED HUMANITY … NOT a “RAILED GOD” … is the REAL PROBLEM …

MY SINS … KILLED JESUS … OUR SAVIOR …

“SlavA SOCRATES” is a PROUD “SLAVIC-AMERICAN” WHO LOVED AMERICAN SPORTS (baseball, basketball, football, tennis) ONLY to “CATCH the FUTBOL “DISEASE” THAT SPREAD to the U.S. DURING HIS YOUTH (8 years old) … SLAVA LEARNED to LOVE to “KEEEK BOOLLL” … REFLECTed in HIS CROATIAN and PORTUGUESE ETHNIC ROOTS … “IL JOGO BONITO” DEEP-DOWN in HIS DNA … SMALL BUT MIGHTY “ROOTS” and HERITAGE in HIS “SUPER-POWER” NATIONAL HOMELAND …

SlavA is NOT a BIG FAN of COWARDLY, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, PROTESTING “HATE with HATE, RACE with RACISM … OPPRESSION WITH OPPRESION, MOB “SOCIAL JUSTICE” DEVOID of “DUE PROCESS” … THEIR JUDGMENT LACKS JUDGEMENT … the BLIND LEAD the BLIND … PRISONERS of “PROGRESSIVE” PATHOLOGIES … MALIGNANT NARCISSISM …

HATING and RESENTING a GOD THEY DO NOT BELIEVE IN … YET LOVING to “PLAY GOD” …

FUNDAMENTALISTS … WHO LACK “FUNDAMENTALS” …

SECULAR “SAINTS” – “separated” from (God’s) reality …

“IMAGINE” (pretend) a WORLD of THEIR OWN MEANING …

REBELS … CHILDREN of WRATH and DISOBEDIENCE …

IDOL-atry (God substitutes) … the OLDEST LIE – “we shall be as gods” (nihilism, narcissism, nonsense, nowhere)

IF there is no God – everything is possible (Dostoyevski) … DIVINE DENIAL (not the river)

PSEUDO-EVIL IMAGINED … UTOPIAN WISHFUL THINKING CAMOUFLAGING “TRAGIC REALITY” …

UTOPIANS (nowhere) UNDERSTAND “REALITY” AS MUCH AS a FIVE-YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS WHERE a BABY COMES FROM … TWISTED TOTALITARIAN TROLLS WHOSE POSEUR “COMPASSION” CAMOUFLAGES CRUELTY …

LIKE O.J. “LOVED” NICOLE …

A “CARTOON-ish” VIEW of HISTORY and REALITY, LAUGHABLE DERISION for PEOPLE WHO WATCH “The FLINTSTONES” and THINK THAT GIVES THEM a “PH.D.” in ANCIENT HISTORY OR SHOW THEM HOW a CAR REALLY WORKS …

HOODWINKED … BAMBOOZLED … FOOLED … AGAIN … (by your real enemy – satan and self) … OOPS, ALMOST FORGOT MY SELF …

SYMPATHIZING with MARX (a pathological “mooch” who never “worked” a in his life “USED” the proletariat) …

… SKEPTICAL of MANY SELF-LOATHing JEWS … SEEKING to “UN-CHOOSE” the GOD THAT CHOSE THEM …

I LOVE and TAKE SERIOUSLY the “GOD of ISRAEL” and “KING JESUS”

RESISTING the SATAN-ic URGE to SUBVERT and REPLACE GOD … POWER and IDOL-atry (GOD SUBSTITUTES) … BETTER to RULE HELL … BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY …

RESISTING the PROGRESSIVE- POD-PEOPLE” (political animals-slaves of flesh & blood) …

WOKE ZOMBIES (let the dead bury the dead) … LIVING with a LIMITED “WORLD VIEW” – BELLY-BUTTON “BUBBLES” of VANITY, NIHILISM, NARCISSISM, NON-SENSE, NOWHERE …

FIGHTING SUICIDAL ASSIMILATION and ABSORPTION INTO the MARX-ist, SOCIAL-ist BORG of MALIGNANT NARCISSISM … MALEVOLENCE … MENDACITY … MISERY

A POST-MODERN “CULT” of KOOL-AID DRINKERS … the RELIGION of NO RELIGION …

SlavA is DEFINITELY a “HATER” WHO IS “PREJUDICED” – a “BIGOT” AGAINST the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. SLAVA DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE – HE TREATS EVERYBODY LIKE SH#T. SlavA DISTRUSTS ALL PEOPLE, DESPITE LIKING CERTAIN SPECIFIC “PERSONS

EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE HE LOVES THROUGH the EYES of GOD … INCLUDING “NEIGHBORS”, “STRANGERS” and “FELLOW TRAVELers”, SEARCHERS and “LOST SHEEP” …

SlavA is a LITTLE “CONFUSED” and “ALL MIXED UP”, INFECTED with the “HUMAN DISEASE”. YET HE ACCEPTS a “CREATOR” WHO CREATED the WORLD “GOOD”, BUT CURRENTLY LIVES in a “FALLEN” WORLD . HE RESENTS LIFE’s “SIN” BUT is a GRATEFUL “STEWARD”, THANKFUL that GOD TOOK CARE of HIM THUS FAR in LIFE.

SlavA was RAISED an AMERICAN “CAPITALIST” WHO APPRECIATES “OPPORTUNITY”. HE is SKEPTICAL MARX-ist MYTHOLOGY and IT’s WORLD VIEW of MALEVOLENCE, MENDACITY and MISERY. POWER CORRUPTS, NOT “CORRECTS”. (with progressive self-righteous, hypocrisy of PHARISEES … liberal leaven … HATES PHILISTINES that HATE GOD and RESENT GOD’s “PROMISED LAND” and “PROPHETIC HAND” in HISTORY …

SlavA BECAME a SCHOOL TEACHER, ENTERING the ANTI-INTELLECTUAL (intelligence without wisdom), GOD-LESS, MINDLESS CONFORMITY of PUBLIC INDOCTRINATION EDUCATION of SUICIDAL, DYSTOPIAN, PERVERSE, PROGESSIVE PATHOLOGIES, CORRUPTING the NATION’s YOUTH WITH “SUBVERSIVE” CONCEPTS SUCH as FAITH, FAMILY and FATHERLAND (nation).

“SlavA SOCRATES” HOPES to ESCAPE the FATE of the ORIGINAL, ANCIENT-GREEK SOCRATES, YET IS NOT VERY OPTIMISTIC, CONSIDERING HIS “HEROES” are BIBLICAL PROPHETS, CHRISTIAN MARTYRS and DIETRICH BONHOEFFER. “SLAVA” EXHIBITS SEVERAL “SOCRATIC” TRAITS – SOCIO-PATHIC, SUBVERSIVE, and SUICIDAL. MOST DISTURBly, SlavaA RECOGNIZES HE is a “SINNER” in NEED of GOD’s GRACE, a LOST SHEEP in NEED of a SHEPHERD. (King Jesus) HE HOPES GOD’s SPIRIT REDEEMS HIM to LIVE as an “HEIR” in CHRIST’s ETERNAL KINGDOM.

DESPITE SUCH DESPICABLE TRAITS, SlavA REMAINS RELATIVELY FRIENDLY and ALTRUISTIC, DESPITE the “ORIGINAL SIN” HE WAS BORN WITH.

HE “ACCEPTS” the CATHOLIC GUILT HE WAS RAISED WITH, GIVING HIM a SENSE of SHAME, WHICH PREVENTS HIM FROM BEING a COMPLETE #SS-HOLE and D##SCH-BAG. SlavA is GRATEFUL for HIS “PROTESTANT” IDENTITY” and GOD’s GRACE, WHICH PREVENTED HIM BECOMING a HOPELESS “STAIN” on the HUMAN RACE.

GOD’s GRACE HELPED HIM OVERCOME HIS NATURAL “FLESH and BLOOD” EXISTENCE, a SAD MIX of “SLAVIC” of BIG, OBNOXIOUS, ABRASIVE-ness, and LOVE of “FIGHT” (think World War and Ethnic cleansing), COMBINED with a BAD, LATIN “TEMPER” and EAGERNESS to GO ON “CRUSADE” …

ACCEPTANCE and SERENITY … GRACE and PEACE … FORGIVENESS and “MAKING AMENDS” IS NOT “NATURAL” … FORGIVENESS COMES FROM a “POWER GREATER THAN US” …

LIKE C.S. LEWIS SAID, (to paraphrase), WE FORGIVE the UNFORGIVABLE BECAUSE CHRIST DID the SAME FOR US …

GETTING an EMERGENCY TEACHING CREDENTIAL, SLAVA INITIALLY WORKED with “SPECIAL-ED” STUDENTS in a SMALL, SPECIAL “NON-PUBLIC” SCHOOL from 1991-94. SLAVA “FIT RIGHT IN” as a “LEADER” WITH THESE “EMOTIONALLY-DISTURBED” CLASSIFIED CHILDREN, WHO COULD BE a BIT VIOLENT and PSYCHOTIC, “DAMAGED” with TROUBLED UPBRINGS, BUT MAINLY “VICTIMS” of THEMSELVES.

SlavA STILL SHOWS CONCERN FOR “STRAY ANIMALS”.

I AM A “SHEEP” GONE ASTRAY, IN NEED of a SHEPHERD … GOD’s GRACE and PEACE … LOST, YET FOUND …

ANYHOW,

“SlavA SOCRATES” is MEANT to BE AN “ALTERNATIVE” … SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” …

SOMEONE NEEDS TO “BRING UP” WHAT SHOULD BE KIND OF “OBVIOUS” …

ORWELL SAID, “The FARTHER a SOCIETY DRIFTS FROM the TRUTH, the MORE IT WILL HATE THOSE WHO SPEAK IT” …

SlavA EXPECTS to be HATED … EXPOSING THOSE “ALL MIXED UP” … the LACK of “DIVERSITY” in TODAY’s DELUSIONAL CULT of FAKE “DIVERSITY” … the CULT of CONFORMITY … HUMANITY and ITS IN-HUMANITY … JUSTICE and IN-JUSTICE … COURAGE and COWARDICE …

SKEPTICAL of the SKEPTICS … a SUBVERSIVE (God lover) in an AGE of SUBVERSION (God Haters) …

CALMLY AWAITING the ONCOMING “TSUNAMI” of TOTALITARIAN TRIBULATION ABOUT TO DESTROY OUR GOD-SOURCED “COVENANT” NATION and “PROMISED LAND” AT the HANDS OF TRAITOR-OUS PHILISTINES and PHARISES (“nothing is sacred, no one is safe”)

THIS LIFE is BOTH “CARTOON-ish” and “REAL” … HORRIFYING and HILARIOUS …

“TELLING the TRUTH in an AGE of UNIVERSAL DECEIT in a REVOLUTIONARY ACT” … (Orwell)

DON’T BE FOOLED … AGAIN …

HISTORY “X”-treme …

GOD is the ULTIMATE “X” FACTOR … LIFE REALLY is “HIS-story” …

The GOD of ISRAEL and KING JESUS … (the Truth, the Way, the LIFE, The LIGHT)

IT’s ALMOST AS IF the CURRENT WORLD is DOMINATED BY GOD’s “ADVERSARY” …

AND THAT GOD SEES “BEYOND TRAGEDY” and WILL “FIX” THIS “BROKEN”, “SIN-ful” WORLD and HIS CREATION (He made good) ACCORDING to HIS REDEMPTION PLAN…

LIFE is “QUESTIONS” (thanks, Socrates) … GOD HAS the “ANSWERS”

ENJOY and HAVE A NICE DAY!

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