The FEDERAL BUREAU of EDUCATION ISSUED a BUREAUCRATIC MANDATE to CHANGE AMERICAN PUBLIC INDOCTRINATION … err … EDUCATION …

GOVERNED BY the NEW-LY APPOINTED “PROGRESSIVE POLITBURO”, THE NEW EDUCATIONAL “ARRANGEMENT” WILL BE UNDER the “MANAGEMENT” of SELF-APPOINTED “CONFORMITY COMMISSARS” CORONATED BY a “DIVINE-ly SELECTED” WOKE CONGRESS …

ROTTEN CORE CORRESPONDENTS SOUGHT REACTION from a VAIN GLORIOUS POWER PIG WHO IDENTIFIED NAPOLEON …

SAID HE WOULD “GET BACK TO US” WHEN HE FINISHED CROWNing HIMSELF EMPEROR …

RUSSIA REFUSED to COMMENT …

EVERYBODY DREAMS of ATTENDING “CAMP” as CHILDREN …